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|Ren:Well, it's time to start the barbeque. The coals are ready, all we need is the meat. Hey Stimpy! Run and fetch me that side of beef out of the meat locker.
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Revision as of 03:56, 5 November 2011

Superstitious Stimpy
Ren:Hey! What's with all the consarned banging? I'm trying to read!
Stimpy:Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!
Stimpy:You see Ren..when the moon enters Lebra, and the House of Confluince shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line, of chaos and disaster!
Ren:And what does that have to do with nailing a boar's head to the wall?
Stimpy:Well, we need to de-luckify all that unlucky unluckiness. And a mounted boar's head is notoriously lucky! (smooch) You should try it Ren! Come on, kiss the pig on the mouth.
Ren:You are a brainless spaz! Don't you know an old husband's tale when you hear one? Cooked up by the Boar's head industry to make money off suckers like you.
Stimpy:Stop it Ren! Don't you know it's bad luck to ridicule superstitions? Must counteract bad ju-ju! (grunting) Ahh... that's better.
Ren:Now I'll show you what we do with stupid superstitions. Huh?
Boar's Head:So, stupid superstition am I?! Now I'll show YOU what we do with lousy boar's heads theives!
Stimpy:Wow, lucky for him we found his head, eh Ren? Ren? Uh-oh, head imbedded in ceiling. More bad ju-ju! (grunting)
(flames roaring)
Ren:Well, it's time to start the barbeque. The coals are ready, all we need is the meat. Hey Stimpy! Run and fetch me that side of beef out of the meat locker.
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