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+ | [The episode begins at the Ren & Stimpy Show studio. Stimpy is having coffee and canned laughter is heard in the background.] |
− | Ren: STIMPY! You've been using my |
+ | Ren: STIIIIIMPY! STIMPY! You've been using my Robert Goulet party wig as a coffee filter again, haven't you?! |
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+ | [Ren has on a black wig with a pile of coffee grounds on top of it. The audience laughs.] |
Stimpy: Duhhh, sure thing, Ren! |
Stimpy: Duhhh, sure thing, Ren! |
Revision as of 00:50, 11 April 2019
Episode: Stupid Sidekick Union
[The episode begins at the Ren & Stimpy Show studio. Stimpy is having coffee and canned laughter is heard in the background.]
Ren: STIIIIIMPY! STIMPY! You've been using my Robert Goulet party wig as a coffee filter again, haven't you?!
[Ren has on a black wig with a pile of coffee grounds on top of it. The audience laughs.]
Stimpy: Duhhh, sure thing, Ren!
[Stimpy eats a coffee, Ren was about to slap Stimpy. Then the phone was ringing and Ren calls at the phone.]
Ren: Hello. Ah, it's for you, steupid.
Stimpy: Oh Joyyy!
Ren: Uh uh uh uh! You'll pass the phoney around here.
Stimpy: I do.
Ren: That's right and don't you forget it.
[Stimpy was handed a dollar to Ren. Stimpy was putting at the phone on his head.]
Stimpy: Duhhh, hello!
[The phone was Talk-fasting voice then Stimpy was shocked and he angers put the phone on his ear and he gets tough.]
Stimpy: Come again? Uh-huh? Yeah? RIGHT! Absoutively.
Ren: Well, time's up! Let's see... where were we? Oh yeah!
[Ren was about to slap Stimpy and Stimpy slaps at Ren's hand.]
Stimpy: Not today, buddy.
[Ren will stop.]
Stimpy: I'll be doing your only striking around here. That was the union! Local 6 and seven to eighths and we're on a walkout.
Ren: Organize ignorance, eh?
[Stimpy walks off.]
Ren: Where are we going? I am not done written it.
[Stimpy walks to the locker.]
Ren: Quit again, are ya? What are ya gonna do? Go work for Hanna Barbera?
[Stimpy opens the locker.]
Ren: That's okay, buddy. I forgive ya. You can come back to work now.
Stimpy: You can stick it! I'm on strike!
[Stimpy put his hat on and see the front side sign "Strike" and the back side sign "Ren Stinks!", Ren was confused.]
Stimpy: And I'm not coming back, see? Till" you sign this contract!
[Stimpy gives a contract to Ren. Stimpy walks off.]
Ren: "Mr. Hoek, you the foulness smacker. Must have promission to Mr. Cat. Smacky. Before the act of smacking COMMANDSESS"? WHAT?!? "My weekly bathroom primprages"?
Stimpy: That's right and STOP CRYING! You're smoothing the crayon.
Ren: The next thing I know, you wanna be paid! You want me to sign it?
[Ren will rip the contract into a million pieces and throws up in the air.]
Ren: There, all signed! Oh, and before you go... that's studio proprerty!
[Ren pulls out of Stimpy's nose.]
Ren: Don't let the door touches your butt!
[Ren slams the door at Stimpy's butt. Cuts to Mail. Mail door opens, Ren's eyes was showing.]
Ren: You'll be back!
[Mail door closed and then Mail door opens again, Ren's mouth was showing.]
Ren: You owe your own place before ya know!
[Mail door closed. Fades to Ren was watching at Stimpy was having a front sign "Strike" and a back sign "Ren Unfair" and Stimpy raspberries at Ren and Ren closes the windowshade and walks to the phone and numbers it.]
Ren: Hello, is that a scab sidekick union? Yeah, since I was a writing right over. Someone with experience. [rubs his hands] Well, that's that.
[Ren heard the doorbell sound effect and he stops at the door and he opens to see Tex. Ren was upset.]
Tex: Howdy, Sheriff! [spits his head]
[Tex was waving his hand at Ren.]
Tex: Pretty boy, ay?
[Stimpy throws a brick on Tex's head.]
Stimpy: [offscreen] Scaaaab!
[Tex has a wood has the shape on his head.]
Tex: Got a wood on my head.
Ren: Hey, you're not a union, are ya?
Tex: [spits] Heck no, boy! I ain't no rangy! Did I tell ya about my wood head?
Ren: Well, your steupid eediot enough.
Tex: Enough bothering, let's get cominace to sidekicking! I'm going to up there and brought some coveries.
[Ren slams the door and the Show called "The Ren & Tex Show". Tex was sitting on the wood and put a marshmallow on the roasted fire.]
Ren: Hey, what's the big idea starting a campfire in my living room!
Tex: FIRE!! It was a chief boys right the school down against Sheriff!
Ren: Back off!
[The audience laughs offscreen.]
Ren: Now listen, I don't think tha-
[Tex put his hand and Ren's mouth.]
Tex: Shhhh!
[Tex sees the floor and pop out the flag on his butt.]
Tex: STAMPEDE!!!
Ren: Get off, Texas! This ain't no western. I ain't no sheriff and they're ain't no stampe-
[All the cows are running over Ren. Tex shows the horseshoes on Ren's butt.]
Tex: What luck? This sheriff got no bread!
[The audience laughs offscreen. Tex puts the A stamp on his fire, Tex blows out the fire and Tex streams the A stamp on Ren's butt and Ren screams painly. The audience laughs offscreen. Fades to Stimpy has a sign "Unfair to Idiots".]
Stimpy: Awaken, brothers of stupidity join the struggle of the ignorant.
[Ren throws Tex out of the stage.]
Tex: Got a wood in my head.
Stimpy: Well then, get some signs of your bricks, brother.
Ren: Scab union, I need another replacement. No, send it all over. I'll pick my own scabs from now on.
[Ren has A stamp on his butt and looks at the "Sidekick Casting Call Scabs Only!!!" sign.
[Tex has a brick sign said "Idiot Strike" and Stimpy was still on strike.]
Stimpy: Divided will standed, united we sit! Hey hey, ho ho, Ol' Ren Hoek has got to go!
[Idiot friend will go on a Sidekick Casting Call.]
Stimpy: [offscreen] Hey hey, ho ho, Ol' Ren Hoek has got to go!
[Tex throws the brick at Idiot friend. Other idiot friends will go to Sidekick Casting Call.]
Stimpy: [offscreen] Scaaaab!
Ren: Can't you read?
[Ren points the sign "Wieners need not apply" Wieners sees the sign and he felt sad and he hops away.]
Ren: Alright, next!
Polly: I'm Polly the Polyp and I'm benign!
Ren: [offscreen] Yeah, yeah, great kid, Next!
Barney Rubble Expy: Heh heh heh, heh heh heh...
Ren: [offscreen] Been done, Next!
Hillbilly: But I really want to di-rect.
[Ren presses the buzzer button.]
Ren: Next!
[Baboon runs to Sidekick Casting call and stops at Ren.]
Ren: [giggles nervously, gulps] Eh... You uh, have any showbiz experience?
[Baboon has a jack in a box it says "S" on it and put the skeleton hand on the cranker.]
Ren: I'm sorry, I love to get in a job but you have to fit into this costume.
[Baboon grabs Stimpy's costume and tears to costume and he puts on.]
Ren: [giggles] You are a perfect fit, you got the job.
[Baboon smiles at Ren. The show is called "The Ren & Baboon Show". Skeleton and the blood was on his sofa.]
Ren: [scared] Who left the beef carcasses on my sofa? [gulps] This really makes me mad.
[The audience laughs offscreen.]
Ren: Hey, baboon?
[Baboon comes up and stops at Ren.]
Ren: You've really made me angry this time.
[Baboon was growling by madness.]
Ren: I'm gonna have to hit ya. You... steupid..
[Ren slaps on Baboon's nose and Baboon was getting furious and he growls ferocious. Cuts to Studio A, Baboon was attacking and scratching at Ren offscreen.]
Ren: [offscreen] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! OH! OW!!!
[Ren was injured. He pressed the button for another sidekick.]
Ren: Next...
[Thespian comes in.]
Ren: What's your story?
Thespian: I am a worm class, Thespian! Oh for musses of fire will be sent to the frightest heaven of a nation.
Ren: So... can you do Stimpy?
Thesipian: I have performed Stimpy for the queen!
Ren: Well, you're the last affracate. So, you're hired, Dimbag.
Stimpy: And then he doesn't private, we're ask for a really super nicely.
Officeman: Hungins to good for him!
Director: [offscreen] Here in 3... 2...
Ren: Boy, I'm sure am thirsty.
[Thesipian will hold the water at Ren.]
Thesipian: Duhhh, here is a spoiled oil milk master, Hoek.
Ren: NO, you EEDIOT!
[Ren slaps his glass off.]
Ren: You don't tell me what it is! I'm supposed to drink it and warth! Ya blew it again, moron!
Thesipian: I am an actor!
Ren: Well, there's just no place for actors in television! So beat it, shakespare!
Thesipian: Philistine dog.
[Thesipian pulls off of Stimpy's nose and walks off.]
Ren: Alright, EVERYBODY OUT!
[Directors goes out of Studio A.]
Ren: I don't need any sidekicks! I'll do the show myself! I am the star!
[Ren looks at Stimpy as a women clapping his hands.]
Stimpy: [high voice] Oh, Mr. hoek! I'm your biggest fan!
Ren: Oh yeah?
Stimpy: [normal voice] They are sent your Ahem! [high voice] They are sent your husband but I said no, he was never was been and always will be. So how about the autograph?
Ren: Well, since you put it that way...
[Ren shocked at Contract scribbling it up. Ren was looking at Stimpy dress as a women. Ren smiles grinly.]
Ren: Sure, I'll sign your book.
[Ren writes "George Washington" on the contract.]
Ren: Here ya go.... [chuckles] Little girl.
Stimpy: [gasps, high voice] Thank you, Mr. Hoek!
[Stimpy runs off and normal laughs without his hair and puts hair on the ground.]
Ren: Loser.
[Cuts to Daily Vilify Magazine "First President Endurses Union Contract Death Rumors False". Cuts to "Stupid sidekicks back to work. Biggest concessions ever". Fades to Studio A.]
Ren: [offscreen] Stimpy!!
[The audience laughs offscreen.]
Ren: Stimpy! You've been shiny shoes with my dinosaur autograph to bacon, haven't you!?
[Ren has a hair with coffee was watering. The audience laughs offscreen.]
Stimpy: Yeah? So, What are you gonna do?
[Ren was about to punch Stimpy.]
Stimpy: Ahem! Ren?
[Stimpy was holding a contract.]
Ren: [sighs] May I please smack you, Mr. Stimpy, sir?
Stimpy: Yes, you may.
[Ren will taking a dollar to Stimpy and he slaps at Stimpy. The audience laughs offscreen.]
Ren: May I slap you silly, Mr. Stimpy!?
[Stimpy was holding the overtime paper.]
Stimpy: It's overtime, baby.
[Ren smacks Stimpy again.]
Stimpy: Triple time.
[Ren will taking a dollar to Stimpy and he smacks Stimpy again. The audience laughs offscreen.]
Stimpy: Gold and triple overtime.
[Ren smacks Stimpy again and the whole money was appearing on the background. The audience was laughing offscreen.]
Stimpy: Double triple gold overy eye.
[The iris was closing completely and fades The Ren & Stimpy Show Logo has replaced The Stimpy & Ren Show and the few seconds, the TV screen turns off at the end of the episode.]