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"Rubber Nipple Salesmen" is an episode from season 2.



Ren and Stimpy own a Rubber Nipple business and try to sell their product around their neighborhood... encountering some interesting people.


Ren and Stimpy are driving around their neighborhood in a Rubber Nipple truck. They stop at several houses, attempting to sell their product. The first house they drop by is owned by the Fire Chief (from "Fire Dogs"), who quickly smashes Ren, thinking he is a circus midget. He then apologizes and closes the door before they can ask him about the nipples. Stimpy says that he dreams that one day he will be as good a salesmen as him, to which Ren quickly slaps him.

They then go to Mr. Horse's house, who suspects they are from the FBI. He threatens them saying, "Maybe I should make another mistake... maybe TWO more!" Ren, terrified, shows him a rubber nipple. Mr. Horse then starts laughing, and says that he has no use for them. He then asks, "But I'll tell you you have any rubber WALRUS PROTECTORS?" He pulls out a walrus, who begs them to call the police.

On the way to the next house, Stimpy begs Ren to let him talk at the next house, which he accepts. They arrive at a Mr. and Mrs. Pipe's house (Mr. and Mrs. Pipe are the same from "The Boy Who Cried Rat!"), and they present the rubber nipples to them. They show them the MANY uses for their rubber nipples, such as holding nose trimmings, climbing on walls, and nose plugs. They buy the whole lot for a hefty sum of $5 and send Ren and Stimpy riding away on bulls.

Production Gallery


  • The ending is inspired by The Three Stooges Show.
  • According to John K, this was a throwaway episode made to save money, as it was more expensive to have Ren and Stimpy driving in the car.
  • This episode replaced "Man's Best Friend" to be paired with "Ren's Toothache" due to "Man's Best Friend" being banned from Nickelodeon, even as a rerun on NickSplat and Nicktoons.
  • The famous bit with Mr. Horse was going to be a George Liquor cameo.
    • Despite George Liquor's scene being removed, his voice actor, Michael Pataki, is still credited.
Episode List
Big House Blues (Pilot)
Season 1
Stimpy's Big DayThe Big ShotRobin HöekNurse StimpySpace MadnessThe Boy Who Cried RatFire DogsThe Littlest GiantMaroonedUntamed WorldBlack HoleStimpy's Invention
Season 2
Ren's ToothacheRubber Nipple SalesmenSven HoekHaunted HouseMad Dog HoekIn The ArmyMan's Best FriendBig Baby ScamDog ShowMonkey See, Monkey Don'tPowdered Toast ManFake DadOut WestStimpy's Fan ClubThe Great OutdoorsThe Cat That Laid the Golden HairballSon of StimpyA Visit To AnthonyThe Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Season 3
To Salve And Salve NotA Yard Too FarCircus MidgetsNo Pants TodayRen's PecsAn Abe DividedStimpy's Cartoon ShowLair Of The LummoxJimminy LummoxBassmastersRen's RetirementJerry the Bellybutton ElfRoad ApplesHard Times for HaggisEat My CookiesRen's Bitter Half
Season 4
Hermit RenThe House of Next TuesdayA Friend in Your Face!Blazing EntrailsLumber JerksPrehistoric StimpyFarm HandsMagical Golden Singing CheesesA Hard Day's LuckI Love ChickenPowdered Toast Man vs. Waffle WomanIt's a Dog's LifeEgg YölkeoDouble HeaderThe Scotsman in SpacePixie KingAloha HöekInsomniac RenMy Shiny FriendCheese Rush DaysWiener BaronsGaloot WranglersSuperstitious StimpyTravelogue
Season 5
Ol' Blue NoseStupid Sidekick UnionSpace DoggedFued For SaleHair of the CatCity HicksStimpy's PetRen's BrainBell HopsDog TagsI Was a Teenage StimpyWho's Stupid Now?School MatesDinner PartySammy and MeBig FlakesTerminal StimpyPen PalsThe Last TemptationReverend JackA Scooter for Yaksmas