Episode: Ol' Blue Nose
Ol' Blue Nose

[The episode begins at the bus station.]

Bus Depot Announcer: Dachshund Bus 67 leaving platform 12 for Pawtucket!

[Ren is asleep, Stimpy is watching a TV.]

Narrator: It's the Louie Lungbubble Sho-

[TV automatically turns off, Stimpy is confused, he picks in his nose and finds a quarter. He puts the quarter in the TV and the TV comes back on.]

Louie Lungbubble: Ladies and gents right here tonight on our stage, we have a comb-throwing dare devils, El Cobo Borracio and Aquanetta!

Stimpy: WOW!

[El Cobo Borracio bows, picks up a comb and a glass of water. He drinks the water.]

Stimpy: WOW AGAIN!

[Aquanetta is posed on the target. El Cobo Borracio prepares to throw a comb at her like a knife, but the TV automanically turns off again. Stimpy is stunned, and his pupils shrink and turn off like a television. Cuts to Ren, Stimpy sees Ren sleeping the chair.]

Stimpy: Ren, c-can I have some more change?

[Ren will pick on Stimpy's nose, Ren looks at Stimpy. Stimpy was hiding. Ren walks and stops at Stimpy. Ren will look at Stimpy's nose.]

Ren: You spent all our money, didn't you!?

[Stimpy farts. Ren was so angry.]

Ren: Because of you, we're gonna starve to death in a bus station!! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU AND STEUPID TV CHAIR!!!!!

[Ren smacks Stimpy's nose. Stimpy looks at nose.]

Stimpy: [singing] When I eat too much, I regurgitate. Some hits the table, but most hits the plate. I like to heat, then re-eat what I ate. That's why my stomach... that's what my stomach, Jack!

[Stimpy has a coin on his pocket, coins fall down and Ren was totally rich.]

Stimpy: [singing] That's why my stomach gets a craaaaaamp!

[Ren will hold Stimpy and runs offscreen expect money to fall the ground.]

Ren: [narrating] That was when it all began. Stimpy had become Snotra, the greatest singer of all time! We started out at the bottom, entertaining the common monkey on the street.

Stimpy: [singing] Phlegm-encrusted hankey, deep inside my pocket.

[Monkey screaches excitedly, and she faints.]

Stimpy: [singing] Stuck inside my pocket, and it won't come out.

[Grandma is screams excitedly and she's dead. EVR was here.]


[EVR has electric at Grandma and Grandma was alive.]

Stimpy: [singing] And sometimes you'll know, when you have to blow, that you'll use your shirt sleeves... again and again!

Ren: [narrating] Then we hit Vegas, and the money came pouring in.

Stimpy: [singing] And they crashed-

[Money drops it all at Stimpy.]

Ren: [narrating] Finally, Stimpy was a headliner. He played to a really big house. The audience was captivated.

[The jail audience was looking at Stimpy.]

Stimpy: A one, a two, a one two three, [singing] Come fry with me, come fry, let's fry an egg!

[Jail boys gasps excitedly.]

Stimpy: [singing] If your eggs you lose, we could use my shoes and bake... a shoe souffle! Come fry with me, come fry let's fry an egg. Come fry with me, we'll fry some bacon, too. We'll slice some rind from the pig's behind, and set the place for TWO! Come fry with me, come fry, let's fry an egg!

[Jail dad was dad and note "We heart you snorta. and close the certain.]

Ren: [narrating] Soon, all of Hollywood flocked to our door.

[All the people are talking and Stimpy was hanging three girls. Hair drops for his milk and Stimpy gets angry.]

Stimpy: REEEEN!

[Ren is washing the dishes and hair was appeared and Ren gets frustrated and put the hair on the hair collection. Stimpy was waiting.]

Stimpy: REEEEN!!

[Ren walks and stops at Stimpy and puts the hair on Stimpy.]

Ren: Now what's the matter?

Stimpy: My pasta is not al dente enough.

[Ren will pick up a bowl.]

Stimpy: And while you're at it, go pick up my underwear.

[Dramatic opera singing plays as Ren thinks about Stimpy's underwear.]

[A Gruesome close-up on the stinky, nasty pile of underwear.]

Ren: [offscreen] Pee-yew, man! [He grunts at Stimpy.] Here's your pasta, BIG SHOT! [He throws the pasta at Stimpy.] Pick up my panties. Paint my toenails. Buff my head. Not anymore, fat boy! I'm OUTTA HERE!

[Ren opens the door and points to outside and said two words.]

Chimp: Telegram for Stimpson J. Cat!

[Ren slams the door and chimp screams offscreen and Ren begins to read.]

Ren: "Dear Mr. Snotra, we want you to be on our show. Signed, Louie Lungbubble." Stimpy, don't you know what this means? We've reached the BIG time!

[Stimpy sees the note.]

Stimpy: Louie Lungbubble? OH JOY! [smiles]

[The monkey screech offscreen. Fades to NBS. Stimpy was having a makeup.]

Stimpy: Hmmm, let's see if Ren got all my stuff here. Tortoise shell comb, check. Cuban bubblegum cigar, check. Titanium dinner fork, check. “Crush me lovely” lipstick, check. Pete Rose autograph kazoo, check.

[Stimpy looked at Lipstick was missing. Stimpy was shocked.]

Stimpy: REEEEEN?!? I'm missing my diamond-encrusted ivory shoehorn!

Ren: 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, 1006, 1007, 1008, 1009, 1010, 1011, 1012-

[Stimpy pokes at Ren.]

Stimpy: Most of that money's mine, ya know?

Ren: Oh no you don't! It was MEEEEE! I made you what you ARE!! IT'S MY MONEYYYY!!!

[Ren slaps Stimpy's nose.]

Stimpy's Nose: HEY HEY HEY! That's it, that's the last time you hit me, Pal Joey!

[Ren was confused. Stimpy's nose will get out on Stimpy's face.]

Stimpy's Nose: Uh, look Clyde, I am the real talent here. I'm the one with the golden nasal passages and I'm the one doing all the singing while he gets all the credit.

[Stimpy's nose will walk out the door.]

Stimpy's Nose: I'm kissing this KOOKOO-daddy-o-pad goodbye!

[Stimpy's nose slams the door.]

Ren: Ah, who needs em?

Louie Lungbubble: Alright deadbeats, you've got 2 minutes.

[Stimpy looks at the middle of his face and nose is gone.]

Stimpy: Ren, I can't go on looking like THIS!

[Ren was thinking and gets the idea and he got Pete's pickles and he put the pickle on Stimpy's nose.]

Ren: There! Good as new. Now go out there and give em all you've got! Break an arm.

Louie Lungbubble: Ladies and gents, tonight right here on our stage, the one, the only... Snotra!

[Louie Bungbubble was gargling. The curtain was opening and sees Stimpy as Snotra.]

Stimpy: MMMMM, (sing off-key) come fry with meeee, let's fry let's fry awaayyy, HMM!

[Stimpy covers his mouth and starts to sweat. He was coughing offscreen and the audience was booing.]

Stimpy: Snot-encrusted HANKEEEEEEE....

[The audiences was throwing the tomatoes at the stage.]

Stimpy: Deep inside my pockeeeeeeeets!

Louie Lungbubble: Where do you think YOU'RE going?

[Ren was about to give a suitcase for Louie Lungbubble and Ren smiles nervously. Cuts to NBS, Louie Lungbubble was kicked out Ren & Stimpy. Ren & Stimpy was looking at the window, Louie Lungbubble will give a gratulate Stimpy's Nose.]

Louie Lungbubble: You know, Snotty ol' kid, you'll be bigger than Sid Sneezer.

[Cuts to Ren and Stimpy's House, Ren and Stimpy was sadly sit down on the log and the roasting fire as well. The door was opening slowly. Stimpy looks at his nose.]

Stimpy: NOSEY!

Stimpy's Nose: [singing] Stimpyyyyy! I'm back, you crazy kookoo caaaat!

Stimpy: Nosey nosey nosey! We saw you on TV!

Ren: [evil voice] So we burned it.

Stimpy's Nose: Alright, so I bombed. They hated me. Look, what do ya want me to do, get down on my nostrils and beg? [singing] Please take me baaaaack!

[Stimpy was holding a nose.]

Stimpy: It's you and me, pal. We're a team... like mayonnaise and clams.

[Stimpy will eat the nose and pop the nose in the middle of his face.]

Stimpy: [sing men voice] Come fry with me, we'll fry some bacon toooo!

Ren: [singing, joining Stimpy] We'll slice some rind from the pig's behind and set the place for two!

Ren & Stimpy: [singing] Come fry with me, come fry, let's fry an eeeeegg!

[The iris was stopping at Ren & Stimpy in a few seconds and The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]

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