Episode: Blazing Entrails
[The episode begins with Ren and Stimpy sleeping in bed. Stimpy suddenly wakes up and acts silly. Stimpy gets out of bed. Ren looks at Stimpy. Stimpy walks like a wind-up toy to the bathroom. Stimpy put the toothpaste on a hammer. Stimpy smashes his teeth with his hammer. Stimpy then drinks Dog Shampoo. Stimpy gargles up lots of bubbles and then swallow them. Stimpy then burps several times. A hair springs from Stimpy's nose. Stimpy uses his wood saw to saw half his nose off. The hair springs from Stimpy's nose again.]
Ren: Hey! Can't you wait 'til morning to saw your face off, like everybody else?! [Fades to breakfast, Stimpy was salting the pan. Ren smells like bacon] That bacon sure smells great. [Stimpy was frying his tongue in the pan. Stimpy groans moronically.] Man, I can almost taste that bacon already. Yessiree, Bob. Doesn't that just... [Stimpy's eyes land on the breakfast plate] look.. great? [Stimpy's eyes blink, Ren blinks.]
Stimpy: (Slurring) Breakfast is served. [Ren takes a wild take and screams. Fades to The Brain Child's house.]
Ren: Alright, That's it! You're going to see a doctor!
Stimpy: ARF! ARF! MOO! MEOW! BEEP! WOO! EEE! [blubbers]
Ren: Yep, this is the address. "Dr. Brainchild "Brain fixed cheap."". [Ren knocks the door]
Stimpy: I'm not okay! I'm not okay! [pants faster]
Ren: Hello, Mrs. Brainchild's mom, mam. Ehh, we're here to see your son, the doctor.
Dr. Brainchild's mother: Well, aren't you boys sweet. You'll find junior in the garage playing with his toys.
Stimpy: EEP! EEP! EEP EEP EEP Boinga boinga boinga! Lalalala BOO BOO!
Dr. Brainchild's mother: I swear! Kids get weirder looking everyday. [Ren rings the doorbell.]
Stimpy: I wanna banana, Ivana... Diddle diddle fiddle piddle poodle piddle poodle racky sacky want some seafood momma. Ooya fooya flinga flinga KNOCK KNOCK! Boopereeba saddle soap. A bareeba snake can see the radda all to salve for one to the boy to nice pass the deviled egg. You'll never wander all the rest are peanut butter set the pasadena you know which has the Rose Bowl. [Dr. Brainchild enters.]
Ren: Wow, look at that head.
Dr. Brainchild: Hmm, anthropomorphoids. Interesting. [twitches]
Ren: Hey doc, can you have a look at my eediot friend here?
Dr. Brainchild: Hmmm, Have a seat.
Stimpy: Why, certainly dear.
Dr. Brainchild: Hmm, I see. It does look serious. Let's have a look at his brain cavity. [A machine falls onto Stimpy's butt.] Just as I suspected. No activity. His lack of brain activity can only lead to one thing.
Ren: What's that, doc?
Dr. Brainchild: Death, of course. [twitches] You'll have to go investigate... inside Stimpy!! [lightning strikes and thunder crashes]
Ren: Me? Inside him?
Dr. Brainchild: Yessssssss.....
Ren: Are... are you going to shrink me?
Dr. Brainchild: Don't be ridiculous. [Dr. Brainchild puts the tire pump in Stimpy's belly button. Dr. Brainchild inflates Stimpy. Cut to two men putting leis on Ren.] Don't forget to write, Ren. [twitches]
Ren: I'll send a postcard. [Ren goes inside Stimpy's butt.] Cripes, it's dark in here. [Ren lights a match] Now let's see, where am I? [A Caution Flammable Gas sign is revealed. Stimpy's butt balloons out as an explosion is heard. Ren is burnt.]
Dr. Brainchild: Big Dipper calling Uranus 12. Do you read me? Proceed through the internal organs via the brown line, over.
Ren: That's a roger, Big Dipper. [A subway made of hot dogs stops. Ren enters. Ren is reading a newspaper and an Ear of Corn is standing.]
Corn in a Cob: HEY, what are you looking at? Yeah, you! I'm talking to you, buddy! You think you're better than me cause you can be digested? Well, you ain't, buddy!
Penny: You bet your sweet BUTT you not!
Ear of Corn: Uppity little punk!
Penny: Yeah! Boy, the nerve of some people.
Announcer: Stomach, next stop will be the stomach. Watch your step, please.
Ren: This is my stop, so I will get off.
Announcer: Come on, folks. Let 'em off.
Ear of Corn: [offscreen] Go ahead and get off! We're riding to the end of the line.
Penny: [offscreen] Yeah, get off! [Ren exits the subway]
Dr. Brainchild: Ren, I have you back on screen, you should be nearing... the stomach.
Ren: Roger up, Big Dipper. The stomach is coming to view now.
Dr. Brainchild: Good! Now proceed with extreme caution. Antibodies be present and they're programmed to destroy parasites and FOREIGN MATTER.
Cowboy Virus: Howdy! Will ya'll come ride down in? And it's Tuesday night. Viruses get in for free. Have a nice time now. [Ren sees all the viruses.]
Ren: Aw, balkanism. Pure bal- HUH!? [The woman antibody saw Ren, Ren was loving woman antibody. Ren wants to kiss it. Antibody sucks at Ren's skeleton. Ren's skin has flattened.] Oh baby, what a woman. [A timecard says "One year Later." Ren and Antibody have a home with two antibody children. one of them sucks at Ren.]
Virus Child: Daddy, tell us about how you and mommy met.
Ren: Well Junior, it all happen about a year ago. When my friend Sti- [panicking] STIMPY!!! [dashes off]
Dr. Brainchild: [offscreen] You're almost at the pharynx, Ren. Just a little further.
Ren: I-I-I can see light!
Dr. Brainchild: YES! You are in the sinus cavity! Be on the lookout for sudden flash floods of... BACKWASH!!!
Ren: Backwash? [Stimpy sniffs his nose. Splashing the water at Ren] Help! [gurgles]
Mucus: Hey buddy, grab my goblin! [Ren grabs the Mucus] OW, hey! Take it easy, will ya? [Stimpy picks at Ren in his nose. Stimpy puts Ren into his ear.]
Ren: Ahh, the passage to Stimpy's brain! [The wind blows at Ren. Bats are attacking Ren. Ren flutters off at the bats. gasp] Doc, I see what's wrong! So that's what the problem is. Stimpy's ignorance gland has a strangle hold on his brain! [Ignorance gland bonks Stimpy's brain.] Hey you big dope, let go of that little dope! Why don't you pick on someone your own size? [Ignorance gland was laughing menacingly. Ren drools down. Ignorance gland punches Ren.]
Dr. Brainchild: Congratulations, Ren. Your mission is a success. Stimpy's brain activity is resuming. [looks at pocket watch] Uh-oh.
Chimp: One side, one side. Telegram next to Ren Hoke!
Ren: That's Hoek. Read it for me, will ya boy?
Chimp: Oh, Mr. Ren Hoek, Stimpy will deflate in 5 seconds. Stop. Uhhh, Run for your life. Stop. Best wishes, Brainchild.
Ren: Now where were we? 5 SECONDS!! [Ren was about to run]
Dr. Brainchild: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [Stimpy deflates]
Woman on TV: [sobbing] The baby's college money is missing. DID YOU TAKE IT?!?
Stimpy: [laughs] FUNNY! [slurps his soda]
Ren [on Stimpy's nose]: Say Stimpy, how's about a slurp of your soda?
Stimpy: Sure thing, pal. [Stimpy put the straw on Stimpy's nose. Ren slurps the soda.]
Ren: Hey, turn the TV up, will ya? [The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]