- Narrator (Jim Smith)
- Ren Höek (John K.)
- Stimpy (Billy West)
- Old Man Hunger
- The Dogcatcher (Jim Smith)
- Phil (Hendry)
- Jasper (Brian Chin)
- Little Girl (Cheryl Chase)
- Little Girl's Mom (Lynne Naylor)
Ren and Stimpy are two street animals, an asthma hound Chihuahua and a cat, whose hunger has caused them to band together in union, despite the disagree between their species. However, they are unable to find food and are left on the street starving, in poverty, and hapless. They get caught by the Dog Catcher, who allows them to have fun with the other animals. At a party, they meet Phil, who gets put to sleep by the dog catcher. Jasper tells Ren that Phil has been put to sleep and Ren, misunderstanding him, decides to take a nap himself.
The next morning, Ren dreams about kissing a woman, but wakes up to find out he's kissed Stimpy. Ren exclaims that he's been poisoned, and runs off to the toilet to wash himself of Stimpy's germs. Then, Ren walks over to Jasper and asks him what happened to Phil. He told him again that the dog catcher put him to sleep. Ren says to wake him, but Jasper explains "You don't wake up from the BIG sleep." Ren panics and screams "THE BIG SLEEP!!!" three times, and starts whimpering. Stimpy asks Ren what the big sleep is. Ren calms down, then yells at him that he's dead and they'll be next if they don't get out. Later, Stimpy vomits hairballs on Ren, which leads to him smacking Stimpy multiple times. The dog catcher comes for the duo, but a little girl mistakes Ren for a "cute little poodle", due to the hairballs on him and wishes to adopt him. The dog catcher gives Ren to the girl and Ren is excited to leave alive. Then, realizing Stimpy is still left alone in the cell, Ren explains to the girl that he can't go unless she takes Stimpy, too. The girl accepts, resulting in a happy Stimpy jumping on top of Ren. At their new home, they meet a woman who appears to be the the little girl's mother. She gives Ren a sweater, and Stimpy a litterbox (his 1st material possession). Stimpy, overcome with joy, states that he can hardly wait to try it and hugs it close to his chest, only for Ren to come out of it, spitting out litter.
Below is a list of the production music used in the short, if you know of any, put'em down on the list below.
- "Big House Blues" (Closing Theme)– Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [Original composition]
- Main Street – Alec Gould
- Roman March – Robert Sharples
- Spindlelegs – Cedric King-Palmer
- Hallelujah Chorus – George Frideric Handel
- Trafficscape – Eric Winstone
- The Haunted Piano – Frank Samuels
- “Dog Pound Hop” (Opening Theme) – Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [Original composition]
- The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke
- Pizzicato Playtime – Sam Fonteyn
- Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor – Alexander Borodin
- Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney
- Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford
- Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan
- Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford
- Turkey Trot – John Longmire
- Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford
- Dramatic Impact 1 – Ivor Slaney
- Busy Bachelor – Redvers Kyle
- Happy-Go-Lively – Laurie Johnson
- Domestic Fun (c) – Ernest Tomlinson
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- The scene that shows Ren caressing Stimpy in his sleep and kissing him (on the lips) is also censored on Nickelodeon. This episode is also censored on Spike TV, but the only thing that's cut is the "Ren Hoek & Stimpy" card. It leaves the "Ren kissing Stimpy" scene intact.
- The scene in which the Dog Catcher turns and wiggles his hips is censored on Nickelodeon.
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- This episode aired on Spike TV/TNN on June 23, 2003 with the banned episode Man's Best Friend. It also contained the TV-MA rating that Adult Party Cartoon used.
- The opening title intro to The Ren and Stimpy Show is made up of clips that are from this episode.
- The scene where Ren is unknowingly sweet talking in his sleep to Stimpy was censored on Nickelodeon, it's uncut in the DVD release.
- This episode has appeared twice on the same DVD (one being the uncut version and the other being the Nickelodeon version).
- Stimpy has a mere total of 4 lines in this episode despite being the main character of the episode.
- At the beginning of the episode, Ren's tail is gone.