Ask Dr. Stupid is a segment used in the Spümcø episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show and the Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon". It features Dr. Stupid (portrayed by Stimpy) answering questions asked by various people, sometimes giving nonsensical answers.
Episodes the Segment is Used In[]
- The Big Shot! (Title card only)
- Fire Dogs
- Marooned
- Stimpy's Invention
- In The Army
- Onward and Upward
- Ask Dr. Stupid: Toxic
- Ask Dr. Stupid: Lemons
Segments[]
Fire Dogs[]
- From: Billy
- Location: Lompoc, West Kansas
- Question: Why do I have to go to school?
- Answer: Because your parents are aliens! And while you're at school, they shed their human skins and breathe dryer lint!
Marooned[]
- From: Joe Bob Henry Jed
- Location: Deer Creek Falls, Cornwall
- Question: How come some camels have one hump, and others got two?
- Answer: This is where gasoline comes from: one hump for regular, and two for premium and unleaded? (This appears to be a defect of Dr. Stupid's duck helmet)
Stimpy's Invention and In The Army[]
- From: Jennifer
- Location: Bent Armpit, Wyoming
- Question: What is that ugly white slab in my can of beans?
- Answer: The Queen Bean, and all other beans are the worker beans that serve her.
Onward and Upward (Adult Party Cartoon)[]
- From: Ren Höek
- Location: A spittoon in a bar
- Question: What's the difference between boogers and goobers?
- Answer: The difference is merely superficial. These are just two different words that both represent wet things. And more specifically, wet things that come from inside your head!
Trivia[]
- This is the only segment of the original show that made a return in the Adult Party Cartoon and the reboot.