Ask Dr. Stupid is a segment used in the Spümcø episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show and the Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon". It features Dr. Stupid (portrayed by Stimpy) answering questions asked by various people, sometimes giving nonsensical answers.
Episodes the Segment is Used In[]
- The Big Shot! (Title card only)
- Fire Dogs
- Marooned
- Stimpy's Invention
- In The Army
- Onward and Upward
- Ask Dr. Stupid: Toxic
- Ask Dr. Stupid: Lemons
Segments[]
Fire Dogs[]
- From: Billy
- Location: Lompoc, West Kansas
- Question: Why do I have to go to school?
- Answer: Because your parents are aliens! And while you're at school, they shed their human skins and breathe dryer lint!
Marooned[]
- From: Joe Bob Henry Jed
- Location: Deer Creek Falls, Cornwall
- Question: How come some camels have one hump, and others got two?
- Answer: This is where gasoline comes from: one hump for regular, and two for premium and unleaded? (This appears to be a defect of Dr. Stupid's duck helmet)
Stimpy's Invention + In The Army[]
- From: Jennifer
- Location: Bent Armpit, Wyoming
- Question: What is that ugly white slab in my can of beans?
- Answer: The Queen Bean, and all other beans are the worker beans that serve her.
Onward and Upward (Adult Party Cartoon)[]
- From: Ren Höek
- Location: A spittoon in a bar
- Question: What's the difference between boogers and goobers?
- Answer: The difference is merely superficial. These are just two different words that both represent wet things. And more specifically, wet things that come from inside your head!
Ask Dr. Stupid: Toxics[]
- From: Sandry
- Location: Thousand Ticks, North Southwest
- Question: What's the best way to safely dispose of batteries?
- Answer: There are many ways to safely dispose of a battery. But my favorite way is simple: one at a time. Just don't forget to peel them first!
Ask Dr. Stupid: Lemons[]
- From: Simon
- Location: Coyote Hole, Garrizona
- Question: Why are lemons sour?
- Answer: Lemons are sour becaue they're resentful their careers aren't going well. They wanna be big famous movie stars, but they just don't have the chops... But these talentless hacks sure taste good.
Trivia[]
- This is the only segment of the original show that made a return in both Adult Party Cartoon and the reboot.