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"A Scooter For Yaksmas" is the nineteenth episode of Season 5 of The Ren & Stimpy Show, which aired on December 16, 1995. It is the final episode of the Nickelodeon run, marked as the official series finale.



It is Yaksmas season, spoofing Christmas, and Stimpy is eager to have his own scooter for the holiday.


The episode begins with Stimpy getting paid in fudge pop sticks (with a half-stick Yaksmas bonus). He returns home and tries to convince Ren to buy him a scooter for Yaksman with not-too-subtle hints. Then he begins decorating the house for Yaksmas, despite Ren's insistence that Stinky Whizzleteats doesn't exist. The next morning, the two exchange gifts. Stimpy gives Ren a jewel-encrusted statue of the Queen of England (because Ren sent him a threatening note that said "Buy me Queen or Die"). Ren, however, only gives Stimpy a box of fudge pop sticks (even though he has hundreds of boxes of them already). Triggered and heartbroken, Stimpy leaves the house to go look at the scooter he wanted. He accidentally breaks the store's window glass by pounding his fists against it and the scooter falls off its display and into his arms. An old woman witnesses this and mistakes Stimpy for being a thief. On the run from the law, Stimpy decides that only one person can save him: Stinky Whizzleteats. He goes to see Stinky at the West Pole Motel and discovers that Ren bought him the scooter after all, but Stinky didn't deliver it. Stimpy leaves the mangled scooter at Stinky's apartment and takes the brand-new one Ren bought him. Soon after, the police burst into the apartment and Stinky is accused of stealing the scooter that Stimpy left.


  1. This episode is the last one that aired in 1995.
  2. This is the last special of the original series.
  3. This is the last 22 minute two-part episode for the original. However, Adult Party Cartoon has all of the episodes being two-part episodes, with the exception of "Altruists" because it was split into four parts.
  4. This episode is the second Christmas episode in the series, with the first being "Son of Stimpy" from Season 2. Plus, it's the last Christmas special of the series, since the show ended with the last two episodes airing on MTV in 1996.
  5. This episode is the only special in Season 5. Season 4 also had only one special, being "Hermit Ren".
  6. The Yaksmas song originally came from the 1993 Crock O' Christmas album.
  7. This is the last episode to air on Nick.
  8. This is the last episode to have a segment after an episode.
  9. The main episode is the only one in the series where Rough Draft Studios did their own digital coloring (instead of having it done by US Animation). The segments afterward were animated at Toon-Us-In and Yeson Entertainment, then produced with hand-colored cel animation.
  10. This is one of the few episodes in which Ren doesn't have a breakdown of some sort.
  11. The person that sang and performed the Yaksmas song ("It's a Wizzleteats Kind of Season") is Billy West, who voiced Stimpy in the song like how he voiced him in the series.
  12. When Stimpy sees the two children, the little boy has a five o'clock shadow. When the boy says "Hey look, it's that fat stupid guy!", his shadow disappears.
  13. When Stimpy starts banging on the bike store window and saying "It's not fair!", his hat is missing.
  14. This episode likely takes place before "Terminal Stimpy", because Muddy Mudskipper made an appearance.

Yaksmas Song (Lyrics)

It's a Whizzleteats kind of season, it's a special holiday

The night air smells of sausage and rancid curds and whey

The pickled chicken livers are all laid out with care

In hopes that old Saint Whizzleteats will rub them in his hair

He comes a hurlin' in his souped-up sausage cart

With a great big bag of pre-chewed gum and a hubcap o'er his heart

It's a Whizzleteats kind of morning and we jump out of our beds

And we tumble down the staircase, landing on our heads

We wolf down meat by-products and choke down pre-chewed gum

Good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats, he always leaves us some

His suit is made of donkey hide and it smells like stinky feet

And that is how he got the name of good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats

(Whistling Chorus)

He comes a hurlin' on his souped-up sausage cart

With a great big bag of pre-chewed gum and a hubcap o'er his heart

Sing it, kids!

Over his heart

It's a Whizzleteats kind of morning, and we jump out of our beds

And we tumble down the staircase, landing on our heads

We wolf down meat by-products and choke down pre-chewed gum

Good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats, he always leaves us some

There goes ol' Stinky now, on his hot-rod knockwurst sled

With a twinkle in his bloodshot eye and a pork chop on his head

Production Music

  • Joy to the World 59 – Richard Harvey (title card)
  • Locomotion – Clive Richardson (opening)
  • Happy Holiday – Anthony Spurgin
  • Sneak Up – Gerhard Trede
  • The Nutcracker- Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
  • Appearing Live (c) – Dick Walter
  • The Merry Peasant – Robert Schumann
  • Hey, Hot Lips! (d) – Dick Walter
  • The Twelve Days of Christmas 59 – Richard Harvey
  • Mental Torment – John Fox
  • It’s a Wizzleteats Kind of Christmas – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Tom Armbruster [Original composition]
  • Flute Link (d) – Richard Myhill
  • Morning From Peer Gynt Suite No. 1 – Edvard Grieg
  • Workaday World – Jack Beaver
  • Brass Flourish (j) – Barrie Hingley
  • Proclamation (a) – Keith Mansfield
  • Forward Advance – Laurie Johnson
  • Where Danger Lurks – Ronald Hanmer
  • Crime Doesn’t Pay – Jack Beaver
  • Happy-Go-Lively – Laurie Johnson
  • Bitter Aftermath – Richard Harvey
  • Crime Doesn’t Pay – Jack Beaver
  • Black Swarm – Simon Benson
  • Savage Episode – Len Stevens
  • Bitter Aftermath – Richard Harvey
  • Life or Death – Jack Beaver
  • Dramatic Sea Battle – Gerhard Trede
  • Sudden End – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch
  • The Sword of Damocles – Jack Beaver
  • Life or Death – Jack Beaver
  • Orchestral Link 53 – Mike Sunderland
  • High Speed Action – Laurie Johnson
  • Acts of Heroism (a) – Trevor Duncan
  • Declamatory Chords – Alan Braden; Funny Little Man – Wyn Henry
  • Hark the Herald Angels Sing(1) – Simon Benson
  • Golden Arrow – Jack Beaver
  • Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan
  • Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter
  • Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan
  • Drama – Van Phillips
  • Inferno – Fredric Bayco
  • Hi-Hat – Derek Holt, Gary Moberly
  • Smouldering Fury (c) – Trevor Duncan
  • Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter
  • We Wish You a Merry Christmas (b) – Simon Benson
  • Sad News – Mike Sunderland
  • Berlin 1945 A – Gregor F. Narholz
  • Historical Perspective (c) – Keith Mansfield
  • Joy to the World 59 – Richard Harvey
  • The Holly and the Ivy 59 – Richard Harvey
  • Hot Liquorice (a) – Dick Walter
  • New Year’s Greetings – Eric Siday (ending)

Dog Water Commercial:

  • Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (plays throughout)

Stimpy’s Craft-Works Corner:

  • Turkey Trot – John Longmire (opening)
  • Boogie Takeover – Daryl Runswick
  • Turkey Trot – John Longmire
  • Minitake 15 A-E – Gerhard Narholz
  • Flute Link (d) – Richard Myhill
  • Minitake 15 A-E – Gerhard Narholz
  • Turkey Trot – John Longmire (ending)
Episode List
Big House Blues (Pilot)
Season 1
Stimpy's Big DayThe Big ShotRobin HöekNurse StimpySpace MadnessThe Boy Who Cried RatFire DogsThe Littlest GiantMaroonedUntamed WorldBlack HoleStimpy's Invention
Season 2
Ren's ToothacheRubber Nipple SalesmenSven HoekHaunted HouseMad Dog HoekIn The ArmyMan's Best FriendBig Baby ScamDog ShowMonkey See, Monkey Don'tPowdered Toast ManFake DadOut WestStimpy's Fan ClubThe Great OutdoorsThe Cat That Laid the Golden HairballSon of StimpyA Visit To AnthonyThe Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Season 3
To Salve And Salve NotA Yard Too FarCircus MidgetsNo Pants TodayRen's PecsAn Abe DividedStimpy's Cartoon ShowLair Of The LummoxJimminy LummoxBassmastersRen's RetirementJerry the Bellybutton ElfRoad ApplesHard Times for HaggisEat My CookiesRen's Bitter Half
Season 4
Hermit RenThe House of Next TuesdayA Friend in Your Face!Blazing EntrailsLumber JerksPrehistoric StimpyFarm HandsMagical Golden Singing CheesesA Hard Day's LuckI Love ChickenPowdered Toast Man vs. Waffle WomanIt's a Dog's LifeEgg YölkeoDouble HeaderThe Scotsman in SpacePixie KingAloha HöekInsomniac RenMy Shiny FriendCheese Rush DaysWiener BaronsGaloot WranglersSuperstitious StimpyTravelogue
Season 5
Ol' Blue NoseStupid Sidekick UnionSpace DoggedFued For SaleHair of the CatCity HicksStimpy's PetRen's BrainBell HopsDog TagsI Was a Teenage StimpyWho's Stupid Now?School MatesDinner PartySammy and MeBig FlakesTerminal StimpyPen PalsThe Last TemptationReverend JackA Scooter for Yaksmas