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(animals making noise)
 
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Haggis: Oooohh, Marvin!
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Marvin: Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir?
|Haggis:Oooohh, Marvin!
 
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Haggis: Uh, help me with my hair.
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|Marvin:Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir?
 
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Marvin: Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow!
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|Haggis:Uh, help me with my hair.
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Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks.
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|Marvin: Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite.
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|Marvin:Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow!
 
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Haggis: Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm..
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(fly buzzing)
|Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks.
 
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|
 
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Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits)
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|Marvin:Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite.
 
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(Deep rumbling, poof!)
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home".
|Haggis:Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm..
 
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Haggis: Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once!
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|(fly buzzing)
 
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Leprechaun: Wait! But I'm a magic leprechaun! I can grant you anything you wish!
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|-
 
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Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now!
|Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits)
 
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|
 
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Leprechaun: All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough.
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|(Deep rumbling, poof!)
 
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Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal!
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(Arm cracking, Marvin whimpering)
|Leperachuan:Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home".
 
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(Haggis and Leprechaun yell)
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|Haggis:Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once!
 
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Leprechaun: And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper?
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Haggis:Huh! What temper?
|Leperachaun:Wait! But I'm a magic leperachaun! I can grant you anything you wish!
 
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|
 
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Marvin: Der, yeah! He is always mad!
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|Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now!
 
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Haggis:I..I..!
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger)
|Leperachuan:All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough.
 
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Marvin: Click! (operatic record plays)
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|Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal!
 
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Leprechaun: Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry.
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Leprechaun: He only had 3 sons.
|(Arm cracking, Marvin whimpering)
 
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Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon!
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|(Haggis and Leperachaun yell)
 
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Where he was very happy.
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Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone.
==Part 2==
 
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And it was a very comfy home indeed.
|Leperachaun:And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper?
 
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|
 
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And finally..
|-
 
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|Haggis:Huh! What temper?
 
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The last son ran away to live inside a cave.
|
 
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|-
 
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And he invited all his friends..
|Marvin:Der, yeah! He is always mad!
 
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|
 
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Who all had a big party.
|-
 
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|Haggis:I..I..!
 
|
 
|-
 
|Leperachaun:If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger)
 
|
 
|-
 
|Marvin:Click! (operatic record plays)
 
|
 
|-
 
|Leperachaun:Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry.
 
|
 
|-
 
|Leperachaun:He only had 3 sons.
 
|
 
|-
 
|Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon!
 
|
 
|-
 
|Where he was very happy.
 
|
 
|-
 
|Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone.
 
|
 
|-
 
|And it was a very comfy home indeed.
 
|
 
|-
 
|And finally..
 
|
 
|-
 
|The last son ran away to live inside a cave.
 
|
 
|-
 
|And he invited all his friends..
 
|
 
|-
 
|Who all had a big party.
 
|
 
|-
 
 
|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever--
 
|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever--
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Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking)
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|Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking)
 
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Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More!
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|Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More!
 
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Leprechaun: Er, whenever your done you can hand over that houseboy.
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: Oh alright, i'll give ya another chance to win your wish, in a test of generosity!
|Leperachaun:Er, whenever your done you can hand over that houseboy.
 
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|
 
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Leprechaun: But if you fail... you must give me everything you own.
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Haggis: Why i'm the generous being in the hole-
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==Part 3==
 
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Clam: Help! Oh help please! I need some bus fair, to get back to the ocean, can you please spare some change?
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|Leperachaun:Well, you got one last chance to win your wish.
 
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Leprechaun: It's a wee price to pay, shiny!
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|-
 
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Clam: (inaudible dialogue)
|Leperachaun:If you can pass, a test of courage!
 
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Haggis: What am I doing?
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|Haggis:Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons!
 
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Haggis: The buses are not running today
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|-
 
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Haggis: Try flying!
|Leperachaun:Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark!
 
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|
 
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Clam: Huh huh huh!
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|(Later)
 
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Haggis: (laughing)
|
 
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: I, such generosity.
|Leperachaun:Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine!
 
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|
 
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Leprechaun: Welp, you got one last chance to win your wish!
|-
 
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|(Later in the well)
 
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Leprechaun: If you can pass, a test of courage!
|
 
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|-
 
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Haggis: Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons!
|Haggis:Ha, courage. Afraid of ''what'' dark?
 
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|
 
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Leprechaun: Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark!
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|(Thud)
 
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(Later)
|
 
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine!
|Leperachaun:Here have another egg! (Marvin farts)
 
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(Later in the well)
|-
 
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|Haggis:Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!)
 
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Haggis: Ha, courage. Afraid of ''what'' dark?
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(Thud)
|(dice rattling)
 
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Leprechaun: Here have another egg! (Marvin farts)
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|Haggis:Well then, certainly there are no ''monsters''?
 
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Haggis: Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!)
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|-
 
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(dice rattling)
|Marvin:(belches) He, he, he, he, he, he, he!
 
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Haggis: Well then, certainly there are no ''monsters''?
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|(belching above well) (Haggis' eyes shaking)
 
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Marvin:(belches) He, he, he, he, he, he, he!
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|-
 
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(belching above well) (Haggis' eyes shaking)
|(imaginary monsters growling and moaning)
 
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(imaginary monsters growling and moaning)
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|Haggis:Ooooooohhhh....
 
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Haggis: Ooooooohhhh....
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|-
 
|(lights match, silence)
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(lights match, silence)
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Real Monster:Hey buddy! Got a light?
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|Real Monster:Hey buddy! Got a light?
 
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Haggis' Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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|-
 
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(Haggis' brain yelping)
|Haggis' Brain:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
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|
 
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(gunshot, Haggis whimpering)
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|(Haggis' brain yelping)
 
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Leprechaun: Tisk, tisk, tisk, so close.
|
 
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|-
 
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Leprechaun: Well, i'll be taking that shillelagh now!
|(gunshot, Haggis whimpering)
 
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Haggis: OOOHH No..not my shillelagh! Oh please don't make me..don't make me...cry!
|Leperachaun:Tsk, tsk, tsk. So close!
 
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(bawling)
|Leperachuan:Well, I'll be taking that shillelagh now. Come on.
 
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|
 
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Leprechaun: ALL RIGHT!! SHUT UP!!!!
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|
 
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Leprerchaun: Very well, a leprechaun has got his reputation uphold. It's okay, ye can win. (Haggis gasps happily)
|-
 
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|Haggis:OOOHH-No..not my shillelagh! Oh please don't make me..don't make me...cry!
 
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Leperachaun:Take this lucky bean! Eat it, and you'll be granted your wish.
|
 
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|-
 
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(Haggis gobbles, Hair growing)
|(bawling)
 
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|
 
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Chorus: Hallelujah! Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
|-
 
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|Leperachaun:ALL RIGHT!! SHUT UP!!!!
 
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(Haggis laughing)
|
 
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|-
 
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(laughing continues, explosion in distance)
|Leperchaun:Very well, a leperachaun has got his reputation uphold. It's okay, ye can win. (Haggis gasps happily)
 
|
 
|-
 
|Leperachaun:Take this lucky bean! Eat it, and you'll be granted your wish.
 
|
 
|-
 
|(Haggis gobbles, Hair growing)
 
|
 
|-
 
|Chourus:Hallalujuah! Hallalujuah, Hallalujuah!
 
|
 
|-
 
|(Haggis laughing)
 
|
 
|-
 
|(laughing continues, explosion in distance)
 
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Note:The generousity part has been deleted. Sorry about that...
 
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts]]

Revision as of 04:16, 29 September 2016

(animals making noise)

(sparkling)

Haggis: Oooohh, Marvin!

Marvin: Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir?

Haggis: Uh, help me with my hair.

Marvin: Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow!

Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks.

|Marvin: Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite.

Haggis: Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm..

(fly buzzing)

Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits)

(Deep rumbling, poof!)

Leprechaun: Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home".

Haggis: Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once!

Leprechaun: Wait! But I'm a magic leprechaun! I can grant you anything you wish!

Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now!

Leprechaun: All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough.

Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal!

(Arm cracking, Marvin whimpering)

(Haggis and Leprechaun yell)

Leprechaun: And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper?

Haggis:Huh! What temper?

Marvin: Der, yeah! He is always mad!

Haggis:I..I..!

Leprechaun: If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger)

Marvin: Click! (operatic record plays)

Leprechaun: Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry.

Leprechaun: He only had 3 sons.

Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon!

Where he was very happy.

Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone.

And it was a very comfy home indeed.

And finally..

The last son ran away to live inside a cave.

And he invited all his friends..

Who all had a big party.

|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever--

Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking)

Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More!

Leprechaun: Er, whenever your done you can hand over that houseboy.

Leprechaun: Oh alright, i'll give ya another chance to win your wish, in a test of generosity!

Leprechaun: But if you fail... you must give me everything you own.

Haggis: Why i'm the generous being in the hole-

Clam: Help! Oh help please! I need some bus fair, to get back to the ocean, can you please spare some change?

Leprechaun: It's a wee price to pay, shiny!

Clam: (inaudible dialogue)

Haggis: What am I doing?

Haggis: The buses are not running today

Haggis: Try flying!

Clam: Huh huh huh!

Haggis: (laughing)

Leprechaun: I, such generosity.

Leprechaun: Welp, you got one last chance to win your wish!

Leprechaun: If you can pass, a test of courage!

Haggis: Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons!

Leprechaun: Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark!

(Later)

Leprechaun: Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine!

(Later in the well)

Haggis: Ha, courage. Afraid of what dark?

(Thud)

Leprechaun: Here have another egg! (Marvin farts)

Haggis: Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!)

(dice rattling)

Haggis: Well then, certainly there are no monsters?

Marvin:(belches) He, he, he, he, he, he, he!

(belching above well) (Haggis' eyes shaking)

(imaginary monsters growling and moaning)

Haggis: Ooooooohhhh....

(lights match, silence)

Real Monster:Hey buddy! Got a light?

Haggis' Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Haggis' brain yelping)

(gunshot, Haggis whimpering)

Leprechaun: Tisk, tisk, tisk, so close.

Leprechaun: Well, i'll be taking that shillelagh now!

Haggis: OOOHH No..not my shillelagh! Oh please don't make me..don't make me...cry!

(bawling)

Leprechaun: ALL RIGHT!! SHUT UP!!!!

Leprerchaun: Very well, a leprechaun has got his reputation uphold. It's okay, ye can win. (Haggis gasps happily)

Leperachaun:Take this lucky bean! Eat it, and you'll be granted your wish.

(Haggis gobbles, Hair growing)

Chorus: Hallelujah! Hallelujah, Hallelujah!

(Haggis laughing)

(laughing continues, explosion in distance)