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+ | Haggis: Oooohh, Marvin! |
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+ | Marvin: Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir? |
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+ | Haggis: Uh, help me with my hair. |
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− | |Marvin:Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir? |
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+ | Marvin: Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow! |
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+ | |Marvin: Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite. |
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− | |Marvin:Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow! |
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+ | Haggis: Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm.. |
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− | |Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks. |
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+ | Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits) |
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− | |Marvin:Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite. |
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+ | Leprechaun: Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home". |
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− | |Haggis:Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm.. |
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+ | Haggis: Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once! |
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+ | Leprechaun: Wait! But I'm a magic leprechaun! I can grant you anything you wish! |
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+ | Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now! |
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− | |Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits) |
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+ | Leprechaun: All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough. |
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+ | Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal! |
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− | |Leperachuan:Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home". |
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− | |Haggis:Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once! |
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+ | Leprechaun: And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper? |
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+ | Haggis:Huh! What temper? |
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− | |Leperachaun:Wait! But I'm a magic leperachaun! I can grant you anything you wish! |
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− | |Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now! |
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+ | Leprechaun: If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger) |
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− | |Leperachuan:All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough. |
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− | |Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal! |
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+ | Leprechaun: Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry. |
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+ | Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon! |
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+ | Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone. |
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+ | And it was a very comfy home indeed. |
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− | |Leperachaun:And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper? |
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− | |Haggis:Huh! What temper? |
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− | |Marvin:Der, yeah! He is always mad! |
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− | |Haggis:I..I..! |
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− | |Leperachaun:If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger) |
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− | |Leperachaun:Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry. |
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|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever-- |
|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever-- |
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+ | Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking) |
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− | |Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking) |
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+ | Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More! |
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− | |Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More! |
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+ | Leprechaun: Er, whenever your done you can hand over that houseboy. |
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+ | Leprechaun: Oh alright, i'll give ya another chance to win your wish, in a test of generosity! |
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+ | Leprechaun: But if you fail... you must give me everything you own. |
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+ | Haggis: Why i'm the generous being in the hole- |
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+ | Clam: Help! Oh help please! I need some bus fair, to get back to the ocean, can you please spare some change? |
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− | |Leperachaun:Well, you got one last chance to win your wish. |
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+ | Leprechaun: It's a wee price to pay, shiny! |
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+ | Clam: (inaudible dialogue) |
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+ | Haggis: What am I doing? |
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− | |Haggis:Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons! |
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+ | Haggis: The buses are not running today |
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+ | Haggis: Try flying! |
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− | |Leperachaun:Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark! |
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+ | Clam: Huh huh huh! |
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+ | Haggis: (laughing) |
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+ | Leprechaun: I, such generosity. |
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− | |Leperachaun:Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine! |
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+ | Haggis: Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons! |
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− | |Haggis:Ha, courage. Afraid of ''what'' dark? |
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+ | Leprechaun: Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine! |
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− | |Leperachaun:Here have another egg! (Marvin farts) |
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− | |Haggis:Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!) |
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+ | Haggis: OOOHH No..not my shillelagh! Oh please don't make me..don't make me...cry! |
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+ | Chorus: Hallelujah! Hallelujah, Hallelujah! |
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts]] |
[[Category:Episode Transcripts]] |
Revision as of 04:16, 29 September 2016
(animals making noise)
(sparkling)
Haggis: Oooohh, Marvin!
Marvin: Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir?
Haggis: Uh, help me with my hair.
Marvin: Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow!
Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks.
|Marvin: Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite.
Haggis: Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm..
(fly buzzing)
Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits)
(Deep rumbling, poof!)
Leprechaun: Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home".
Haggis: Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once!
Leprechaun: Wait! But I'm a magic leprechaun! I can grant you anything you wish!
Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now!
Leprechaun: All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough.
Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal!
(Arm cracking, Marvin whimpering)
(Haggis and Leprechaun yell)
Leprechaun: And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper?
Haggis:Huh! What temper?
Marvin: Der, yeah! He is always mad!
Haggis:I..I..!
Leprechaun: If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger)
Marvin: Click! (operatic record plays)
Leprechaun: Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry.
Leprechaun: He only had 3 sons.
Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon!
Where he was very happy.
Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone.
And it was a very comfy home indeed.
And finally..
The last son ran away to live inside a cave.
And he invited all his friends..
Who all had a big party.
|And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever--
Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking)
Marvin:Ooh! Ow! Dang! That hurt, I think! Do it again! More!
Leprechaun: Er, whenever your done you can hand over that houseboy.
Leprechaun: Oh alright, i'll give ya another chance to win your wish, in a test of generosity!
Leprechaun: But if you fail... you must give me everything you own.
Haggis: Why i'm the generous being in the hole-
Clam: Help! Oh help please! I need some bus fair, to get back to the ocean, can you please spare some change?
Leprechaun: It's a wee price to pay, shiny!
Clam: (inaudible dialogue)
Haggis: What am I doing?
Haggis: The buses are not running today
Haggis: Try flying!
Clam: Huh huh huh!
Haggis: (laughing)
Leprechaun: I, such generosity.
Leprechaun: Welp, you got one last chance to win your wish!
Leprechaun: If you can pass, a test of courage!
Haggis: Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons!
Leprechaun: Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark!
(Later)
Leprechaun: Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine!
(Later in the well)
Haggis: Ha, courage. Afraid of what dark?
(Thud)
Leprechaun: Here have another egg! (Marvin farts)
Haggis: Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!)
(dice rattling)
Haggis: Well then, certainly there are no monsters?
Marvin:(belches) He, he, he, he, he, he, he!
(belching above well) (Haggis' eyes shaking)
(imaginary monsters growling and moaning)
Haggis: Ooooooohhhh....
(lights match, silence)
Real Monster:Hey buddy! Got a light?
Haggis' Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Haggis' brain yelping)
(gunshot, Haggis whimpering)
Leprechaun: Tisk, tisk, tisk, so close.
Leprechaun: Well, i'll be taking that shillelagh now!
Haggis: OOOHH No..not my shillelagh! Oh please don't make me..don't make me...cry!
(bawling)
Leprechaun: ALL RIGHT!! SHUT UP!!!!
Leprerchaun: Very well, a leprechaun has got his reputation uphold. It's okay, ye can win. (Haggis gasps happily)
Leperachaun:Take this lucky bean! Eat it, and you'll be granted your wish.
(Haggis gobbles, Hair growing)
Chorus: Hallelujah! Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
(Haggis laughing)
(laughing continues, explosion in distance)