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Revision as of 04:05, 16 August 2016
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Haggis:Oooohh, Marvin! | |
Marvin:Duh, yes Mr. Haggis sir? | |
Haggis:Uh, help me with my hair. | |
Marvin:Ah! (whimpering, tape rips) Ow! | |
Haggis:(slap, sliding) Oh, what I'd do for ma own locks. | |
Marvin:Duh here is your breakfast Mr. Haggis. It is your favorite. | |
Haggis:Oh boy! (cereal pouring, plastic pack thuds) Hmm.. | |
(fly buzzing) | |
Marvin:Duh "Magic Leperachaun Charm. Just Add Water"! (spits) | |
(Deep rumbling, poof!) | |
Leperachuan:Top of the mornin' laddies! Say, nice palace ya got here sonny. You know what they say, "It's a dirty hand that makes a clean home". | |
Haggis:Ahh! It's a foreigner! Throw him out at once! | |
Leperachaun:Wait! But I'm a magic leperachaun! I can grant you anything you wish! | |
Haggis:Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now! | |
Leperachuan:All right all right! I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass a test..IF your man enough. | |
Haggis:Oh, yeah? I can pass any measly test! You got yourself a deal! | |
(Arm cracking, Marvin whimpering) | |
(Haggis and Leperachaun yell) |
Part 2
Leperachaun:And now for the first test, baldy. Can ya keep your temper? | |||||
Haggis:Huh! What temper? | |||||
Marvin:Der, yeah! He is always mad! | |||||
Haggis:I..I..! | |||||
Leperachaun:If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine. Let's begin!(snaps finger) | |||||
Marvin:Click! (operatic record plays) | |||||
Leperachaun:Once upon a time, there was an ugly little Scotsman, who was very angry. | |||||
Leperachaun:He only had 3 sons. | |||||
Now the first one, he done ran away and went to live on.. the mooooon! | |||||
Where he was very happy. | |||||
Now the second son ran away to live in a crack in the blarney stone. | |||||
And it was a very comfy home indeed. | |||||
And finally.. | |||||
The last son ran away to live inside a cave. | |||||
And he invited all his friends.. | |||||
Who all had a big party. | |||||
And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uuumm..Oh yeah! They all lived happily ever-- | |||||
Marvin:Ah! Duh one nation unguarded for which it stands!(shillelagh bonking)
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Part 3
Leperachaun:Well, you got one last chance to win your wish. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Leperachaun:If you can pass, a test of courage! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis:Courage! Throw me to the lions! I'll slay any dragons! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Leperachaun:Then prove to me that you're not afraid of..the dark! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(Later) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Leperachaun:Now remember the rules! If you can last more than a minute down there, you win. But if you looose..the shillelagh is mine! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(Later in the well) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis:Ha, courage. Afraid of what dark? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(Thud) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Leperachaun:Here have another egg! (Marvin farts) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis:Well uh, at least there's no snakes.(blink, blink!) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(dice rattling) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis:Well then, certainly there are no monsters? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Marvin:(belches) He, he, he, he, he, he, he! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(belching above well) (Haggis' eyes shaking) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(imaginary monsters growling and moaning) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis:Ooooooohhhh.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(lights match, silence) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Real Monster:Hey buddy! Got a light? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Haggis' Brain:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(Haggis' brain yelping) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
(gunshot, Haggis whimpering)
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Note:The generousity part has been deleted. Sorry about that...